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Offline Olives

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Re: Brighton 2011
« Reply #105 on: June 27, 2012, 11:50:23 PM »
I haven't read it back, but was this the "is E on crack and should we be concerned about it?" thread?

Edit: I looked myself, and it is. ha

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Re: Brighton 2011
« Reply #106 on: June 28, 2012, 12:39:38 AM »
in the post-robbie era, we no longer fight to the death for scraps of food because there is no food left. we crawl among smoldering ruins, looking for crumbs; without conflict, everything becomes a little more boring.

robbie, come back, we always needed you.

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Re: Brighton 2011
« Reply #107 on: June 28, 2012, 12:44:07 AM »
Robbie is now being a racist on the Florence And The Machine forums.

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Re: Brighton 2011
« Reply #108 on: June 28, 2012, 07:29:24 AM »
in the post-robbie era, we no longer fight to the death for scraps of food because there is no food left. we crawl among smoldering ruins, looking for crumbs; without conflict, everything becomes a little more boring.

robbie, come back, we always needed you.

I certainly define events in my life as 'pre-robbie' and 'post-robbie'.

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Re: Brighton 2011
« Reply #109 on: June 28, 2012, 07:47:08 AM »
A world without Robbie would be a very different world. It is less likely to come to pass than a world dominated by Robbie and free of people. If nuclear war destroys humanity and most of the rest of life, a good bet for survival in the short term, and for evolutionary ancestry in the long term, is Robbie.

I have a post-Armageddon vision. We and all other large animals are gone. Robbies emerge as the ultimate post-human scavengers. They gnaw their way through New York, London and Tokyo, digesting spilled larders, ghost supermarkets and human corpses and turning them into new generations of Robbies, whose racing populations explode out of the cities and into the countryside. When all the relics of human profligacy are eaten, populations crash again, and the Robbies turn on each other, and on the cockroaches scavenging with them.

In a period of intense competition, short generations perhaps with radioactivity enhanced mutation-rates boost rapid evolution. With human ships and planes gone, islands become islands again, with local populations isolated save for occasional lucky raftings: ideal conditions for evolutionary divergence. Within 5 million years, a whole range of new species replace the ones we know. Herds of giant grazing Robbies are stalked by sabre-toothed predatory Robbies.

Given enough time, will a species of intelligent, cultivated Robbies emerge? Will Robbie historians and scientists eventually organise careful archaeological digs (gnaws?) through the strata of our long-compacted cities, and reconstruct the peculiar and temporarily tragic circumstances that gave Robbiekind its big break?

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Re: Brighton 2011
« Reply #110 on: June 28, 2012, 07:59:08 AM »
Do you think the Robbies will have a new god: E? Tokio hotel? Justin Bieber? Katy Perry?
Goddamn right it's a beautiful day!

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Re: Brighton 2011
« Reply #111 on: June 28, 2012, 08:06:32 AM »
You should maybe ask Richard Dawkins. It's his Robbie theory.


But probably Katy Perry.

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Re: Brighton 2011
« Reply #112 on: June 28, 2012, 01:59:16 PM »
I deleted this shit, but I guess it still works.

I want to make some things clear:

Robbie is now being a racist on the Florence And The Machine forums.

I'm being a racist on the Bruce Springsteen and The Killers' forum.

Just remembered this thread, ha ha. At least the board's a bit more chilled out now  ::)

Totally agree the board's dead now.

I certainly define events in my life as 'pre-robbie' and 'post-robbie'.

You guys are insane. You really miss me. You're fucked.

Do you think the Robbies will have a new god: E? Tokio hotel? Justin Bieber? Katy Perry?

Katy Perry. Definitely. Although Kesha is close.



I check the board time to time, but have no need to come back.

AGAIN, YOU'RE FUCKED WITHOUT ME. Now excuse me while I listen to some good (Katy Perry) music. Life is good.

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Re: Brighton 2011
« Reply #113 on: June 28, 2012, 02:10:34 PM »
Glad to know we've been a footnote in your life.

Just to clarify, when I said chilled I just meant there haven't been in huge arguments in quite some time. Comes with lack of posts I suppose.

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Re: Brighton 2011
« Reply #114 on: June 28, 2012, 03:57:32 PM »







I check the board time to time, but have no need to come back.


Well done on quoting posts made today then. What are the odds?



And yes you're right, the EELS community didn't exist before 2010 when you joined, and now it's dead again. I think we'll close the board down.


ps. Well done on not being one of the shit load of people who won the Flo+Machine design contest.

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Re: Brighton 2011
« Reply #115 on: June 28, 2012, 05:26:00 PM »
YOU'RE FUCKED

Ok, own up, who said Robbie three times in front of a mirror?

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Re: Brighton 2011
« Reply #116 on: June 28, 2012, 05:36:21 PM »
I think it was SJP.

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Re: Brighton 2011
« Reply #117 on: June 28, 2012, 05:40:51 PM »
This thread is hilarious. Thanks DCFK and Mr. B.

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Re: Brighton 2011
« Reply #118 on: June 28, 2012, 05:53:36 PM »
Thank Robbie. Without him we're nothing.

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Re: Brighton 2011
« Reply #119 on: June 28, 2012, 06:00:10 PM »
I think it was SJP.

What did we ever do to her?